Another man almost lost his penis

I was blog hopping around last night and I came across this blog entry [http://jaywalk.blog-city.com/man_almost_loses_penis_humping_steel_bench.htm].

This guy almost lost his penis because he had sex with a bench at the park. The bench is the metal kind with lots of holes as a design I suppose. And because of the hole, the guy though why not he just had sex with this non-living thing. Just as he was sexually aroused, his penis got stuck in one of the holes he had sex with.

Maybe he think that his penis is well, small enough to get in and out. I guess he thought wrong because he was stuck and had to get help. How nice~

Does all men did such things, as in to satisfy their sexual needs?