News, News and more News

I maybe late for all these, but it's better than nothing. Like most probably for the busy Honey I had who might not know much of a news first hand. Somehow, I only pick the interesting news that I think it is interesting to me.

So people, here goes . . .

If you're thinking of having a massage, to take note that there might be a blow job where the massage therapist might give you a happy ending. A happy ending, it means having orgasm again and again. And in the end, you have to give a huge tip for the job.

This is all out to the females, because from the source I've read, now women gets their happy ending. Normally it will be the males having happy endings, now it's us women turn.

Here's the news:

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article4628901.ece

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India has the highest rate of birth defect. We might have seen two bodies sticking together as one, we might have seen Harry Potter's three headed dog.

But what we have not seen was, two headed human baby.

Here's the news:

http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/two-headed-baby-born-in-bangladesh/

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Pastor faking illness, saying that he's having cancer. Some might not forgive him, because he used the lie to cover up his porn addiction. But for one thing we know, his wife will forgive him.

It's something that would be a shock to Christians, because we didn't expect a pastor would do such things.

Here's the news:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24260911-5001021,00.html